Just the two of us tiktok update#

The other day I was talking to a friend about the music weвЂ™re currently listening to on Spotify, and all of it is just whatever went viral on TikTok recently. Unspoken in the video is the knowledge that by next weekend the sounds themselves will be completely different but the effect will be the same, a permanent microchip in our brains looping the same inconsequential audio. This woman, for instance, made a TikTok about what the app has done to her mind, which is exactly the same thing it has done to #uziwakeup #chugjug #godmadegirls #sounds #fyp в™¬ TwoВ® - Lil Uzi Vert This seems to be an increasingly common phenomenon among people I know in real life and those I see online. And they are the only thing I can hear anymore. They all just happened to go viral due to some random string of millions of people tapping their phones. None of them have anything to do with each other, or me, or popular music. What these all have in common is that theyвЂ™re popular TikTok sounds.

: вЂњBESTIE VIBES ONLY! BESTIE VIBES ONLY!вЂќ.

: вЂњOpen the door, or IвЂ™m going to throw rocks at your window you dumb whore.вЂќ.

: вЂњSomebodyвЂ™s gotta wear a pretty skirt, somebodyвЂ™s gotta be the one to flirt.

IвЂ™m having trouble writing this newsletter because this is what the inside of my brain sounds like right now:

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Just the two of us tiktok update#

Hello from The GoodsвЂ™ twice-weekly newsletter! On Tuesdays, internet culture reporter Rebecca Jennings uses this space to update you all on whatвЂ™s been going on in the world of TikTok.